Mr. Coffee is an indispensable employee and generally admired within the firm. As the office sets about its day, he seems to be the one employee that everyone is happiest to greet as they come in. His warm personality and predictable performance on his projects are valued by both GCA staff and visiting clients.

In addition to his strong output, he possesses an impeccable work ethic, and frequently starts the day before anyone arrives. He also typically works into the night and through the weekend. In fact… we’re not certain anyone has seen him leave the office.


  • Bachelor of Science in Deliciousness

Interests & Leisurely Pursuits

  • Percolating
  • Frequent bathing